Score: 4 / 5
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We're finally going back to Woodsboro, for the first time since Wes Craven left us. I was an outspoken fan of the MTV series that he helped launch, though it ended with a bit of a whimper, and frankly I worried that would be the end of the franchise. But we live in an age when the horrors of our youth are returning with a vengeance, and our culturally jaded sensibilities about these things live on Reddit threads and Twitter in ways Kevin Williamson knowingly predicted back in 1996, when it was all cafeteria conversations and underground movie screenings. And with the fairly recent phenomenon of the "requel" -- a reboot and sequel that tends to go back to the famed original -- it makes perfect sense for us to Scream again.
This time, however, it's mostly new folks behind the scenes. Williamson is back as producer, while the screenplay is from James Vanderbilt and Guy Busick, and the film is helmed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett (from Ready or Not, Southbound, and V/H/S). These new names, however, are uniformly determined to honor Craven's legacy, and much of this movie looks and feels like the franchise we know and love. There is a reason this series resonates so strongly with its cult fanbase, and this movie was clearly made by members of that group. Meticulously plotted, written within an inch of its own life, Scream 5, or as I prefer, 5cream (I'm sorry, but I just can't call it Scream), is a thrilling whodunnit, a razor-sharp satire on self-awareness in the age of information, and the most shockingly violent entry in the series.
It opens, as we expect, with a phone call, during which time an isolated young woman plays horror movie trivia with a murderous stalker. But the movie throws us a delicious bone to chew on as Tara (Jenna Ortega of You, Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous) reveals that she prefers "elevated horror" to slashers, and her favorite movie is The Babadook. A few other tasty references in the film include The Witch, Hereditary, and Jordan Peele, but those modern masterpieces aren't as palatable for psychopaths, who want to reinvent the proverbial wheel. The kids in this installment aren't oddballs like Randy Meeks (from the first two) who stock VHS tapes at Blockbuster all day; these are kids so disaffected by horror that they choose to stream a Stab marathon while in the hospital room of a girl who was literally just stabbed. Their knowledge surpasses that of the expert, but their wisdom leaves more than a little to be desired.
As bodies begin to pile up around town, the kids band together to hunt the killer. Of course, they do so while sitting around a sectional sofa and accuse each other. More than once during this movie, I wondered how on earth these kids were friends with each other, as they so readily and earnestly think each other butchers classmates. It's not tongue-in-cheek as it was in Craven's films. These kids live in a world where teens their age walk down streets with assault rifles on national television and get away with it. And the filmmakers know it, as they inject a fierce, terrifying brutality into the film's limited but intense kills; when one returning character is gutted in broad daylight in the front lawn, and that character's charming offspring gets his carotid slit in seductive and repulsive real time, my stomach was in tight knots.
Ghostface's return prompts Tara's sister Sam (Melissa Barrera of In the Heights) to return to town, her boyfriend Richie (Jack Quaid of The Boys) in tow. Much like the original heroine of the series, Sam has some really dark family history, and it's revealed surprisingly early to us in a series of haunting visions she alone can see. Without spoiling it, we get a delightful legacy cameo, and the inclusion of this plot devices works hard to validate some of the weirder elements of the usually more-disparaged Scream 3. Fewer than 20 minutes into this movie, it's already established an incredible amount of information and detail, to say nothing of its expansive cast, which includes Randy's twin nephew/niece pairing Chad and Mindy (Mason Gooding and Jasmin Savoy Brown), Tara's protective friend Amber (Mikey Madison), group friend Liv (Sonia Ben Ammar) whose boyfriend was recently butchered, and legacy character Judy Hicks (Marley Shelton), now sheriff, and her son Wes (Dylan Minnette).
It's a huge cast, and then the real legacy characters come in. Sam and Richie enlist the help of Dewey (David Arquette), the retired and perhaps slightly disgraced former sheriff, who is consoling himself with the bottle following Gale's divorce. The news leads him to call Gale (Courteney Cox) and Sidney (Neve Campbell), and before you know it, they're back in town. They're not the focus of this film, but they are treated with profound respect and authority, not unlike the legacy characters in the Star Wars or Jurassic World requels. Each of the three made me cry in this movie, and the love with which their characters are treated is nothing short of satisfying. But, as we know (or will learn from the Meeks kids), requel rules are different; legacy characters will likely end up on the cutting room floor this time around.
Whereas Craven learned his craft from John Carpenter and even Alfred Hitchcock, the new directors here model their craft from Craven, and so this movie feels authentically part of the franchise. It's by no means my favorite entry, or even favorite sequel, but it is a solid, thoroughly entertaining movie that sparkles and chills in all the right ways. It's frustrating at times, but in the way that most slashers are, and that's part of the calculated risk of this genre. While it's hard not to wish for Craven's impossibly tight control of editing and content -- never a slack moment in any Craven film -- and frankly the performances of the young cast leave a bit to be desired, it's really not fair to compare this work with the Craven entries. Let's just be thankful we can still visit Woodsboro for a creepy good time again, and frankly, I think we'll be returning again soon.