Score: 3 / 5
After a century of providing human meals to his boss, Count Dracula, R.M. Renfield has lost the joy in his life. His status as Dracula's familiar grants him some benefits, such as gaining super strength and speed when he eats a bug, but this is usually only necessary when he's procuring a victim or killing people trying to stop him from doing so. After a close call with some vampire hunters, the two relocate to New Orleans for some reason to hide and recuperate; while Dracula heals, Renfield attends a support group for those in abusive relationships, learning to identify his boss as a narcissist and their dynamic as dangerously codependent.
Nicholas Hoult is a wonderful young actor, and he works hard here to make the character as written come to life. He's helped by wonderful costumes and makeup and hairstyling, to be sure, and his wide-eyed, nervous earnestness is the sort that made young Hugh Grant a star. But as such, and in this particular movie where he eats a bug and then kicks ass a la John Wick, he feels a little too precious. Perhaps Renfield wouldn't be so flaccid if not opposite a particularly butch Awkwafina as the only cop in New Orleans who isn't corrupt. Her character Rebecca is on a mission to avenge her late father, also a cop, in a white man's occupation, and while her performance is typically reliable, it just doesn't belong in this movie.
Or at least not this movie as it currently exists. Frankly, the screenplay by Ryan Ridley and Robert Kirkman deserved to be workshopped and edited a lot more, because there is either too much or too little in this film, depending on your preference. If they wanted to create an action thriller about Renfield and Rebecca kicking ass as anarchist justice-seekers in the French Quarter, that could have been fun. I'd have much preferred this film to not include any of the crime family subplot or corrupt cop drama, instead focusing on the brilliantly perverse relationship of Renfield and Dracula, which could have come to light as the former developed in relationship with Rebecca. How great would that have been, to have Rebecca and the support group help Renfield see the toxicity of his servitude, and then to have Rebecca slowly realize her new boyfriend is the serial killer she's hunting? That's a story that this movie's vision would have served exquisitely well, and it would have supported much more real development and cleverness in the screenplay without all the unnecessary and dull drama. Alas, it's not the one we got.
Notice I haven't even discussed the whole criminal element of this film, and that's because it's all inane. One of Renfield's victims -- he tries to only kill "bad men," but bad men do tend to associate with other bad men -- is a member of the Lobo crime family that apparently runs New Orleans. Though not quite wolvish, the name does suggest antagonism for our protagonist and his boss; they come looking for revenge and run afoul of Renfield and Rebecca, starting a petty war. Ben Schwartz is uniformly obnoxious as Teddy Lobo, the main enforcer of the crime family, but thankfully its matriarch Bellafrancesca is played by the glorious Shohreh Aghdashloo, dressed in stunningly beautiful white power suit, who really deserves to be in many more movies.
Everyone will be talking about Nicolas Cage's performance as the undead bloodsucker, so we may as well get into it. If you know me at all, you know Cage is just not to my liking, but at least this time he knows full well what kind of movie he's making, and that his role in it is certainly catered to his unique, ahem, talents. His Dracula is both maniacally disorienting and endlessly surprising, charming even as he uncannily disconnects from reality, though he does tangibly labor through the oversized teeth and excessive prosthetics for most of his screen time. Which, it should be noted, is thankfully not as much as one would expect. Basically, if you like his antics generally, you'll enjoy him here; if you don't, it's more of the same, though at least he's clearly having fun with the material, dressed as it is in delightfully Gothic trappings. It should also be noted this is his first film in over a decade produced by a major studio; despite his bizarre and prolific filmography, I'm glad this is the kind of project he saw fit to join.
The main premise and certain scenes are brilliant -- specifically anything with the support group, led by a hilarious Brandon Scott Jones -- and the concept of turning the Dracula/Renfield dynamic into a modern toxic relationship is pure gold. I wish the film leaned more intentionally into exploring that for all its comedic and, honestly, tragic worth. There's a great film here about sensitive and thoughtful exploration of servitude and sacrifice, keeping all the humor and horror that go with the characters, that could have been mobilized by a focused screenplay. And while the cartoonish violence and bloodshed is a lot of fun, most of it comes in frenetic action sequences basically interchangeable with ones in the Kingsman franchise. If I wanted to see vampires in an action movie, there are other options than Dracula (actually, there are others with Dracula, so why shoehorn this concept into the same mold?). Ultimately, this feels like it could have been simply a spin-off of What We Do in the Shadows in terms of deadpan humor that bridges vampire horror and modern sensibilities, fabulously dramatic mise en scène and lighting, and campy humanizing of literary figures. Its cleverness is undermined and sidetracked, however, by its bizarre compulsion for blood and action.