Wednesday, December 30, 2015

The Hateful Eight (2015)

Score: 1.5 / 5

Quentin Tarantino's hyped-up newest (and, yes, eighth) film, The Hateful Eight, is conceptually and visually impressive, and it is also uncompromisingly ugly. Essentially Reservoir Dogs done in a fake-Western style, the film collects nine (yes, nine) horrible characters together in a cauldron that boils over into cruelty and violence during a beastly three-hour detention span. The unlikely and unlikeable characters spin webs of lies and slurs at each other from the get-go, and by the final act bloodbath, the only catharsis I felt came with the lights rising in the auditorium.

We begin with a stagecoach journey through Wyoming snow, shown in delicious 70mm film that only really works for shots like this. The remainder of the film takes place inside a cabin that, while improbably spacious like Hermione's handbag, does not need a 70mm presentation. It seems that Tarantino is trying to do a Hitchcockian Lifeboat, and he is ruining his own claustrophobic concept by expanding his vision. Even the wideshots of the coach outside are empty, full of sound and fury but signifying nothing, which makes me wonder why so many critics are applauding that camera choice. I might also add that the pretentious scope comes across as though the movie presents itself as a masterpiece. Which it most certainly is not.

One by one, the characters pile up. We have a full cast, from Kurt Russell (performing with a strange John Wayne swagger) to Samuel L. Jackson (being Samuel L. Jackson), and from Michael Madsen (doing his thing) to Tim Roth (playing an effete Brit, "the Hangman", a part probably intended for Christoph Waltz). Most curiously, we have Jennifer Jason Leigh as a treacherous outlaw, spending the entire film chained to her captor, face perpetually smeared in blood, and the constant recipient of brutal attack. I "understand" the violence against her in terms of the plot. I do. I do not, however, understand the repeated face-punches that Russell's character delivers to her. I also do not understand the laughter such violence elicited from the men in the audience around me. Sure, its shock value is undeniable, but laughter?

Now before you attempt to reenact "The Hangman" and (spoiler alert) lynch me like Jennifer Jason Leigh, let's get a few things straight. I am generally fine with Tarantino's penchant for movies featuring an underdog getting ultra-violent revenge; I may not clamor for more, but I can appreciate his style and his sentiments for what they are. But this film is not a revenge narrative. Not really. Rather, it's an excuse for a bunch of men to get together and toss around vicious slurs with no merit, little purpose, and bad payoffs. It's an excuse to paint the main woman in the film as a villain, chain her up, torment and torture her, and ultimately hang her, all while calling her a "bitch." In fact, I challenge you to time all the deaths in the film. Hers is the only one that takes longer to see, as the camera lingers pornographically on first her bloodied, prostrate frame and then on her wide eyes as she is slowly strangled from the rafters. Hers is the only death in the film that is not only witnessed by the camera, but celebrated. And if you think I'm being oversensitive, check out the only other two women in the film: Both are black, kind and hospitable and endearing, and both are coldly murdered after just a few minutes of screen time.

Still not convinced that this movie is ugly? Let's try the racial slurs that fly around like the snow outside. At least Django Unchained had historical and dramatic reasons for its incessant use of "nigger", and at least the leading black character in that story enacted revenge on the evil white slaveowners. I already knew Tarantino loved that word almost as much as blood, but I wasn't prepared for its tedious and provocative use here. I was also unprepared for Tarantino's lazy and crude flourish before intermission, when Jackson's character recalls, with perverted relish, capturing, raping, and murdering a white man who is revealed to be the son of another one of the so-called hateful eight/nine (being Bruce Dern's character, a former Confederate general). The story, whether true or untrue, serves its purpose in leading to the general's death.

But it's an oddly childish scene, with two stellar actors tossing insults at each other like snowballs. Jackson's lengthy monologue describing his prodigious penis is both stupid and unnerving to hear and to contemplate. Jackson's manic and watery eyes bulge and shimmer while Bruce Dern looks on in horror, and meanwhile I was yawning. It was, like the rape scene in Pulp Fiction, an obvious and lackluster attempt by Tarantino to make us wonder, "Wow, I can't believe we're going there," and applaud the director's use of taboo. But what it also does is perpetuate that very taboo. It creates a spectacle out of a tragedy, simply for audience reaction. It strips away any guise of historical accuracy or political commentary from that moment, and reveals the man behind the curtain: Tarantino, self-appointed knight in white, who sweeps in from a place of privilege to rescue the bitch and nigger and faggot from their weaknesses and then display them as trophies, whereby he may further declare himself a friend of the "underdog".

In fact, this film was so insensitive and ironic, that I'm questioning almost all of Tarantino's declared solidarity with oppressed people. Sure, some of his movies are revenge flicks of women, Jews, and American slaves; but I'm wondering what's really at work in them, if this new vision is a culmination of their disparate messages. For the first time in a Tarantino film, I don't see any moral framework whatsoever. I don't see any justification, causation, or even merit to the evils at work. Instead, I see a gleeful pit of vipers, slithering over each other as they bite, wallowing in the venom and the gore, and ultimately crying out not for compassion but for still more violence.

Ultimately, this film is little more than a dare. A cruel dare made by a man who feels impervious to criticism. He is daring us to hate this film. He is daring us to declare our hate, and then wallow in it while his hardcore fans will no doubt object to criticisms like mine with a simple, "Of course it's an ugly movie, just look at the title! Hateful!" As if, as long as the production team admits its ideological faults, it's okay to put trash onscreen. As if being offended by that trash makes us prudish. As if we should either get off on these images of gore and filth or challenge him and all he declares to be righteous. In fact, as I begin to glimpse that man behind the curtain, I suspect that his much-lauded style of lavish sensation is little more than just that. That his only goal in filmmaking is sensation. I suspect that his years of identifying with underdogs and minorities and outsiders is little more than a ploy to get acclaim and praise for the same trash he'd be making anyway.

I don't see Leigh, in this movie, as a strong female role in a man's movie, holding her own and fighting back; I see Tarantino holding a misogynist leash and pretending that the woman on the end is a trophy. I don't see Jackson here as an ironic counterpoint to our cultural discussion on racism; I see Tarantino in blackface using language that he has no business using. Tarantino is daring me to hate The Hateful Eight. I don't. But I don't have to like it.

P.S. There are elements of the film I do like. Channing Tatum in the wild west is one. Ennio Morricone's fabulous score is another. And frankly, some of Tarantino's dialogue is one. My issue with that last one comes in when we don't have, for example, Christoph Waltz and his icy, ironic eloquence to deliver it. It also comes in when Tarantino himself thinks his dialogue is the best ever when, actually, it's not. He should read some O'Neill if he wants to do another long day's journey like this.

IMDb: The Hateful Eight

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

Score: 3 / 5

**Fair warning: I don't care about spoilers for myself, so I won't worry about censoring my thoughts here. If you haven't seen the film, and get violent when someone else reveals plot points, stop reading now. You should also probably just avoid the Internet until you've seen the movie.**

The most obnoxiously advertised movie event of the year, the new Star Wars regime opened with great fanfare and packed auditoriums. If you had the pleasure (?) of seeing it opening weekend, you no doubt shared with the enthusiasm of the multitudes as I did, and cheered aloud at appropriate points. It's undoubtedly a fierce spectacle, dazzling in its precision and flair, encouraged by the sentiment and nostalgia brought to it by both filmmakers and audiences.

There isn't much I can say specifically in praise of the movie, because technically it's pretty darn fabulous. The effects are killer, the score is lovely, the production design is interesting, and the camerawork is fine. There are some sizable holes in plot and characterizations, but as a part of a planned trilogy, I can't really fault the film for that; we can certainly expect to know more with the next installment. That said, I always prefer films (as sequels, prequels, and trilogies too!) to be able to stand on their own. I'm not so sure this one does. There's almost no exposition and new ideas pop up without preparation or, sometimes, merit. For example, early in the film, villain Kylo Ren uses the Force to stop a blaster's fire in midair. When has that ever been a thing? And apparently a renewed Empire (the obtusely named "First Order") has taken charge, led yet again by a mysterious Sith, though we don't know anything about what happened after the fall of the Empire in Return of the Jedi. I guess time will tell. But in most of these respects, The Force Awakens is very reminiscent of A New Hope.

Of course, it's also reminiscent of A New Hope in ways that aren't so admirable. In fact, a few times I wondered if I wasn't just watching a remake of that iconic first film. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but I felt thoroughly disappointed at least half a dozen times in this movie. I mean, where's the creativity? If I wanted to see a poor orphan on a desert planet looking for adventure, a masked magic man with a sinister artificial voice, a superweapon the size of a planet, or a mysterious alien whose short stature belies supernatural knowledge, I could have watched the originals.

And before you start saying, "Well, it's better than the prequels," think again. I've never had a serious problem with the prequels, and I've not heard many sound arguments against them, other than personal preference. Sure, Jar Jar Binks is the worst, but so were the Ewoks. Sure, Darth Maul dies in the first movie, but so did Alec Guinness. No, I think the real reason people like the prequels less is because the script and its themes are far more complex and aloof; in having to rapidly expand the galaxy and its denizens, the prequels have precious little of the raw humor and "realistic" sense that defined the originals. Which is fine in my books, but not so with everybody. But that humor and grounded awareness is what J. J. Abrams's new film has in abundance, thereby winning over so many original fans. For example, when one tough pilot is dropped before the intimidating figure of Kylo Ren (Adam Driver), he glances up and asks who speaks first. It's the little moments like this that present us with a believable sense of humor, one that sparkles with wit amidst operatic galactic warfare.

In any case, it's not this film's (lack of) creativity that's winning anybody over. For all their editing faults and effects-heavy spectacle, the prequels matched the originals in sheer imagination and creative output. The Force Awakens just looks like Abrams's scrapbook of images and sensations from the original movies, recycled in order to win over doubters. I might add that, as a fan of the original expanded universe, there were extensive plotlines established before, after, and during the films' plotlines, written in both novels and graphic novels. I love reading the books, so it's a little hard for me to swallow that virtually all of them are suddenly irrelevant. That's a barrier I'll have to overcome on my own, but it certainly made me bitter while watching this new movie. Of all the brilliant stories and characters in the expanded universe, to have the filmmakers here just pirate plot points and images from an old movie is pretty irritating. But I suppose that's just a matter of personal preference, not unlike the disdain some feel toward the prequels.

Maybe I'm harping on something that doesn't matter much. Maybe the new Empire (Disney?) is planning on making the second and third films (plus more, apparently? God, I hope it's not overkill) wildly novel and imaginative, so they had to make this one familiar. I guess we'll have to wait for episode eight. For now, it's a nice excursion, and one that promises even more boons in the coming years. And speaking of boons, let's praise the amazing cast ( and casting director) here for a moment. Yay, the movie isn't only full of white people! Yay, we have a badass female protagonist! Yay, Oscar Isaac is my favorite! But seriously, the cast is great and their work is great, especially the newbies. I'll happily follow any mainstream sci-fi adventure with a cast that can impress me this much this quickly. Focal point: My favorite scene in the film is when Rey (Daisy Ridley) and Finn (John Boyega) are attempting to fix the Falcon, and BB-8 is withholding the location of the Rebel base. It's a fast and charming verbal dance between the three, and one that had me giggling for minutes afterward. It's scenes like that that won me over. Let's hope Abrams has more of those up his sleeve.

Here's a list of other objections some have had with this new film. Some are far more problematic than others, but generally I felt most of these ideas while watching the picture. Check it out: http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/274463/episode-vii-sucks/.

IMDb: The Force Awakens

Monday, December 21, 2015

In the Heart of the Sea (2015)

Score: 4 / 5

There were three movies I was most looking forward to this year. Jurassic World, The Revenant, and this one. The first exceeded my expectations, the second probably will. This one was a fine film, and it didn't really disappoint, so at least there's that.

I haven't read the book, but I knew most of the story. And, of course, Moby-Dick is one of my favorite books. But I think this movie is getting pretty mild reviews because viewers are expecting an epic like Moby-Dick. FUN FACT: This isn't an adaptation of Moby-Dick. So if you, like the multitude of critics out there, are expecting a sweeping odyssey for god and glory, for vengeance and vanity, you can skip this movie rather than bash it.

Ultimately, this is a pretty intimate film. Focused on the crew of the Essex and its doomed voyage in the desert-like mid-Pacific, this film concerns itself with practical matters and personal conflicts. Benjamin Walker (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter), Chris Hemsworth, and Cillian Murphy play the captain and mates of the ship, ever at odds and determined to lead the crew to success. Of course, one poor decision leads to another, and eventually the crew find themselves adrift in small whaling boats on trackless seas, preyed upon by a whale with a vendetta. Madness and desperation follow, as the men roast under an equatorial sun and resort to cannibalism to survive. The performances are intense and focused, and their physical transformations are no small wonder. Of course, their accents are all over the board, and Hemsworth's is cringe-worthy at times, but it's not the worst sin imaginable.

Especially wonderful in the film are Ben Whishaw as Herman Melville and Brendan Gleeson as Thomas Nickerson, Melville's main source in crafting his masterpiece. I could have hardly asked for more this holiday season than seeing Whishaw and Gleeson sitting opposite each other, each tearing up as the story unfolds, each battling inner demons. And young wonder Tom Holland (The Impossible, Wolf Hall) holds his own amidst the grown men. Unfortunately, there is little time to dwell on any particular character, as the film is rather action/adventure oriented, and the script is so streamlined.

We move along at a quick clip, which is fine in encompassing a journey that takes at least a year (I lost count of the subtitles and voice-overs declaring that yet 3 more months had passed), but it certainly limits the impact of themes at work. Though the film certainly plays with themes from Moby-Dick, such as suggesting divine or demonic motivations behind the antagonist, the abilities of men in the face of nature, and the relativity of sanity, it never really delves deeply into any of them. I suppose that's alright, and it more effectively informs the character Melville's final moments of dialogue.

I could wax ad nauseam on the tonal curiosities (and, at least in my opinion, ambiguities) of the film, and my feelings about them, both positive and negative. But I won't here, because it will take me at least another viewing to understand how the film works as a whole. But I would like to talk a bit about Ron Howard. Though many of his films tend to be tonally, well, curious and inconsistent, there can be little doubt about his aesthetic approach to each film. Like a chameleon, he alters his visual style for each picture; always distinctive, always different. This film is no different, as it takes an almost handheld approach to the action on the high seas, shaking from point of interest to point of interest with great speed and gritty hyperrealism. Dipping below the waves and above, we are always reminded by the camera that we are in the heat of the action. Interspersed are a few wide shots that remind us how small these men are in the vast stretches of ocean. There are also no small amount of curious close-ups to details -- a quill in an inkwell, the wheel that pulls the anchor, the tip of a harpoon -- as well as super close-ups to faces. I'm not sure why Howard strung together so many  different kinds of shots in such specific ways, but my impression was simply that of hyperrealism and of drawing the audience in. Every shot is gritty and often even the lens is dirty or water-spotted. I expect this is simply to satisfy the 3-D crowd, but I found it effective in 2-D as well.

This isn't going to be a big award winner, but I expect it to at least get a nomination for production design, special effects, and maybe cinematography, make-up, and score. Maybe even adapted screenplay, but as I said, I haven't read the source material. It's certainly a worthwhile film to see in theaters, and sure to please everyone who likes action, adventure, drama, history, and cannibalism.

IMDb: In the Heart of the Sea

Krampus (2015)

Score: 4 / 5

If you know me at all, you probably know that Halloween is my favorite holiday. If you know me well, you probably know that my favorite Halloween movie is Trick 'r Treat, the 2007 festive anthology film directed by Michael Dougherty. Its brilliant script, flawless pacing, subversive themes, and dark humor make it a perfect celebration of the holiday as well as an effective horror flick. It's a spellbinding concoction that ties together traditional tropes with terrifying new ideas, all presented with a vicious glee and fierce understanding of the cult audience it aims for.

When I heard that Dougherty was making a Christmas movie -- and that it took its title from the Germanic character of legend -- I was ecstatic. I was thinking that he would make the same kind of film, just shifted to focus on Christmas.

That's not what he did.

Don't get me wrong. I thoroughly enjoyed the film. But in enjoying it, I had to take several factors into account. To begin with: It's a Christmas movie. That implies, by definition, a certain sentimentality, and often a distinctly campy flair. Just look at the remake, Black X-Mas (2006), which largely ignores the raw horror of the 1974 original and replaces it with a (no less terrifying) materialistic vision of the holiday, replete with stupid characters under hallucinatory holiday lights, decorations and treats turned into weapons, and a dazzling set design drenched in kitsch and blood. Krampus shares a similar flair, from its opening sequence of a department store holiday fight in slow motion, to an almost giddy sensation we feel as demonic toys devour the children on Christmas night. It's a full-fledged horror comedy, but the comedy is tempered by sentiment and the horror is tempered by a PG-13 rating.

Maybe I just don't understand some bizarre subtleties of the film, but it also just doesn't always make sense. It's as though Dougherty, in order to keep his PG-13 rating, was forced to tone down the sheer horror of the film, and so instead he just smashed the little bits of horror he had to spare into a relatively tight frame of time, to make the film more fast-paced and kinetic, and thereby more "exciting". If only he had been able to take his time and let the horror unfold on its own terms, the film might be able to stand on its own a bit better. As it is, it feels like a snowy fever dream wrapped up in a nice bow and placed under a tree. It's a little too nice for its own good.

And maybe I'm just a bit desensitized, or maybe I'm just hungry for another sacrilegious Christmas movie after so long, but I really think pushing the rating up to an R would have helped. At first I thought extending the running time would have helped, but a 90-something minute horror film is generally enough time to work some magic. But with an R, we could have had that little bit of violence that might make certain characters' deaths more believable, or at least less silly. We also could have had a bit more real child endangerment (which is, unless I'm mistaken, a central point to the Krampus myth anyway), which might sound callous, but when the characters end up simply swallowed whole by monsters, it's about as "terrifying" as seeing the Sarlaac eat Boba Fett. Which is to say, not.

There are some real gems in here, though. There's a sequence (my favorite in the picture) where Omi, the grandmother, relates a story from her youth, in which her family was tormented by Krampus for losing the spirit of Christmas before being dragged to hell. The sequence looks not unlike the Tale of Three Brothers from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1, being an animated scene with amber lighting and apparently 2-D shadow puppets. And between sequences of gingerbread men attacking the family, and dark elves peering at them from behind wicked-looking snowmen (that I'm pretty sure come straight from Calvin and Hobbes: Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons), I was never not utterly entertained. There's another moment when a character first sees the figure of Krampus, perched atop a snow-covered roof, which then gives chase by leaping across roofs as the girl runs, screaming, to her fate. Oh, and the design of Krampus is brilliant. Just spectacular. If only he had a more direct role in the film, and not his many minions. Alas.

I guess my final takeaway here is that it's the little things that matter. There are a lot of little homages here, from an attack with a nail gun (from the Evil Dead remake) to the dreamlike ending (A Nightmare on Elm Street), and from the sister's unpleasant family (Christmas Vacation) to Krampus's calling card (The Polar Express), the film is full of conversation for cinephiles. It'll take me a couple more viewings, I'm sure, to catch all the details. That's one area where Dougherty did not fail me here.

So, if you're going to see this one, try and go in expecting a comedy. That's mostly what it is, albeit a dark comedy, and one with some fantasy fun and a strong theme of family. Toni Collette and Adam Scott are a charming couple, and do a damn fine job as parents caught in chaos. And if you're expecting fun, the scare elements will be far more effective in adding some chills to your cold winter nights.

IMDb: Krampus

Monday, December 14, 2015

Victor Frankenstein (2015)

Score: 3.5 / 5

I don't know that I've ever seen a Gothic comedy before, but this might be one. Based on corruptions of the titular horror character, this film is a sort of Frankenstein's monster itself, a hodgepodge mishmash of themes and tropes that, stitched together with simple and silly thread, skip off to a dark ruined castle to live happily never after. It's horror and comedy, science fiction and period drama, whipped up together with a frenzied cinematic approach not unlike film adaptations of graphic novels (I would compare its style to, for example,2003's The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, or even the 2009 Sherlock Holmes). It's got a strange sort of Grand Guignol flavor amidst its kinetic action and dramatic charm. And if that doesn't sound interesting to you, stop reading and go watch the holiday Hallmark specials.

I'm not saying the script is very good. It strikes a rather uncertain tonal chord, and wallows in the third act, when the Big Picture themes come to a rain-drenched, violent head. But the first half of the film is delightful, bouncing between the great talents of a surprising array of actors, including Charles Dance, Jessica Brown Findlay, and a deliciously wicked Andrew Scott as the religious police inspector hell-bent on stopping Frankenstein's sacrilegious experiments. But the real stars here are, well, the stars: James McAvoy and Daniel Radcliffe are miracle-workers here, reviving a flaccid script and generously supplying it with wit, charm, and no small amount of homoerotic undertones. If you had told me that Professor Xavier and Harry Potter would have mad chemistry, I would have laughed at you, but now I've seen the error of my ways.

The opening sequence is by far my favorite in the film. An aspiring romantic, nameless hunchback (Radcliffe) is slaving away in a London circus until the girl he loves (Findlay) falls during her aerial routine. He saves her with a doctor in the audience (McAvoy), who recognizes the hunchback's medical prowess and rescues him from the cruel circus. The sequence sets up the fevered pace of the film, its colorful and campy style, and the gritty nature of the violent material. Immediately after, the kindly doctor takes the hunchback to his home, names him Igor, and treats his physical plights by draining a cyst and fashioning a harness to right his posture. I found it hard to stop giggling between Radcliffe's frightened vulnerability, McAvoy's ferocity and speed (à la Rob Downey Jr.), the one-liners and action-genre camerawork, and the stylized animation that is meant to represent the medical diagrams through which these characters view their world.

Perhaps the reason I so liked the film is that, even when the script descends into sentiment and stupidity, the sheer spectacle of the performances and visual style remain intensely silly. That is to say, I could scarcely judge the stupid because I was so charmed by the silly. The film feels like it could be a mockery of the whole genre, a disturbed satire of the Frankenstein myth, or a sensational fever dream of artists who understand that spectacle, when handled intelligently, can supersede poor content.

IMDb: Victor Frankenstein